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#16 – ‘Broken Pieces’ Picard S1E08

The corona virus may be raging out in the real world, but that won’t stop fictional hero Jean-Luc Picard from completing his mission! Join your socially-distanced hosts as they discuss Medusan masturbation techniques, Romulan methods of Borg disposal, and popular, if peculiar, misconceptions about the nature of post-scarcity societies on this, the 16th episode of It’s Got Star Trek!

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#15 – ‘Nepenthe’ Picard S1E07

This week your increasingly sloppy hosts raid Raffi’s snakeleaf stash and delve into the most nostalgic episode of Star Trek: Picard thus far.  Special guest Jimmy joins Patrick, Dan, and Jesse as they discuss android mucus, puny pizza portions, and the most tactful way to get someone to stop talking about your dead son. Welcome to the 15th episode of It’s Got Star Trek!

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#14 – ‘The Impossible Box’ Picard S1E06

Things are heating up as our old friend Jean-Luc takes a tour of The Artifact in search of Soji while learning some personal lessons along the way.  Your drone-curious hosts discuss post-murder horniness, impossible boxes, and Picard’s continued strategy of showing up at friend’s house’s asking for favors.  Please to be enjoying this, the 14th episode of It’s Got Star Trek!

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#13 – ‘Stardust City Rag’ Picard S1E05

Join your overly-chatty hosts as they negotiate their way through the wild, wicked world of Freecloud on this, the 13th episode of the It’s Got Star Trek Podcast.  Jean-Luc finally gets to be himself, 7 of 9 enjoys the more Shakespearean aspects of her regained humanity, and Elnor learns how to fit in by blankly staring off into the distance.  This episode also includes the first volley of custom jokes from Dan, fulfilling his ongoing obligation to reward reviews on Apple Podcasts with bespoke humor.  We apologize in advance for the length of the episode – the content is solid throughout, but the increased availability of snakeleaf appears to have contributed to a disruption in our perceptions of time and space.

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#12 – ‘Absolute Candor’ Picard S1E04

If you thought JL had finished assembling his rag-tag team of android hunters last week, boy, were you largely incorrect!  In the 12th episode of the It’s Got Star Trek podcast, your hosts and their sexy holographic counterparts banter about the baking prowess of the Qowat Milat, how to manipulate young orphan boys into being your own personal Qalankhkai, and the virtues of being booked on the highly-rated Romulan morning show, Yrrh Mnrrh.

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#10 – ‘Maps & Legends’ Picard S1E02

Holy targnation, what an episode! Sexy Romulans, violent synths, and the ever-present threat of pinot-thirsty spittlebugs! Your anything but lugubrious hosts revel in the expanding mystery surrounding Soji, Narek, and the rest of the gang. What secret are the Zhat Vash hiding? Will Raffi help Picard or just drink his wine? Why hasn’t mall escalator technology advanced further by the turn of the 25th century? These questions and more are posed but inadequately addressed in this, your 10th episode of It’s Got Star Trek!

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