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#7 – ‘Context is for Kings’ Discovery Pilots (Part II)

In the newest episode of the It’s Got Star Trek podcast, your distractable hosts discuss King of the Hill, Benson, Star Trek II, Star Trek Phase II, Lake Geneva, masturbation croissants, The Expanse, The Orville, Fried Green Tomatoes, a cat meowing, Too Close for Comfort, swiss chard, suspension of disbelief shattered by errant trombone slide positions, TNG bloopers, tips for picking wineberries, chess pies versus pecan pies, the curiously convergent genetic origins of a variety of staple vegetables, The Cube, Benny and Joon, prolapsed anuses, and, occasionally, episode 3 of Star Trek: Discovery, ‘Context is For Kings.’

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#6 – ‘The Vulcan Hello’ & ‘Battle at the Binary Stars’ Discovery Pilots (Part I)

Would you believe it?  Another week, and another new episode of the It’s Got Star Trek podcast!  In this new entry to our rapidly-expanding library of insightful, irreverent (and ultimately irrelevant) audio recordings, your hosts discuss the first two episodes of Star Trek: Discovery, ‘The Vulcan Hello’ and ‘Battle at the Binary Stars.’  There will be praise, there will be frustration, and, most importantly, there will be references to the Klingon blood scientist from Enterprise.  Oh, before you ask, yes we will be covering the third episode, “Context is for Kings,” next week since that is essentially a second pilot for the series.  Note that this episode was not sponsored by Siggi’s Icelandic-style Triple Cream Vanilla skyr yogurt, no matter what you think you might have heard.

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#5 – ‘Broken Bow’ Enterprise Pilot

In this, the newest installment of the It’s Got Star Trek podcast, your gradually aging hosts analyze the pilot episode of (Star Trek:) Enterprise, ‘Broken Bow.’  We praise the writing and acting, question the inclusion of the “sexy” decontamination scene (while cheering on the “sexy” alien frog-tongued girls), and generally swoon over the hottness of Scott Bakula.

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#4 – ‘Caretaker’ Voyager Pilot

You are invited to enjoy the newest episode of It’s Got Star Trek, in which your beleaguered hosts wrestle with the fact that they like, but don’t love, ‘Caretaker,’ the pilot episode of Star Trek: Voyager.  We discuss Tom Paris’ presumptions, Captain Janeway’s shady (and short-lived) senior staff, and confusing interpretations of the Prime Directive.  Also, Neelix.  Subscribe today at your nearest certified Podcast® dealer!

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#3 – ‘Emissary’ DS9 Pilot

This week your hosts fawn over their favorite (spoiler!) of the Star Trek pilot episodes, Deep Space Nine’s ‘Emissary.’ Joined again by guest TNG expert Daniel H. Johnson (who is a dab hand at DS9 as well), Patrick, Dan, and Jesse praise the tight writing, efficient world-building, and distinctive atmosphere present right from the start of what is arguably the best Star Trek series to date. Oh, we also discuss the sinister implications of a Federation justice system that does not include plea bargains, Miles O’Brien’s favorite transporter room, and the uncomfortable awkwardness of our new daddy fighting with our old daddy…

Join us for another earth-shattering, mind-blowing, soul-evaporating episode of It’s Got Star Trek! Allamaraine!

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#2 – ‘Encounter at Farpoint’ TNG Pilot

In this installment of the It’s Got Star Trek podcast, Patrick, Dan, and Jesse continue their quest to discuss all the Star Trek pilots with ‘Encounter at Farpoint,’ the episode that introduced the world to the gentle wisdom of Jean-Luc Picard, the aggressive charm of William Riker, and the understated sensuality that is a brace of space-faring jellyfish.  Your hosts are joined by one of the world’s foremost experts on Star Trek: The Next Generation, Daniel H. Johnson, and cover topics including Riker’s anti-android racism, Geordi’s condescending gesticulation, and John de Lancie’s oboist parents.  Also, what exactly was Groppler Zorn’s plan – did he honestly think this was all going to work out in his favor?  Anyway, this is a good one – go get it!

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