Tag: penis

0.048 It’s got the structural deficiencies common to racist humor, tips on navigating the proliferation of gender pronouns, and the unintended consequences of rapid penile reconstruction

In which Dan, Jesse, Daniel, and Patrick critique the failure to adhere to proper joke structure committed by many racist humorists, deliberate on the ongoing negotiation of identity pronouns, and finally solve all the world’s political problems in the last few minutes of the episode. Oh, David Mitchell also makes a virtual appearance to school Daniel on why saying “I could care less” is the ultimate mark of a fool.

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0.046 It’s got egg eyes, elephant tricks, free cats, and a critical review of someone else’s top 25 Star Trek: The Next Generation episodes

In which Ken Bone reemerges from the dark memories of 2016, Dan invents an infuriating new holiday greeting, and everyone’s Google news feeds delight and disturb.

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0.044 It’s got the tantalizing preparations for a Vietnamese adventure, episode one of Crichton Corner, and a discussion of inter-species sexual manipulation in Star Trek

In which Dan drops an excellent Alf impersonation, the group makes plans to guide Daniel through his first time visiting the Vietnamese-centric Eden Center, and the bulk of the hour is dedicated to debating various and sundry Star Trek-related topics.

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0.041 It’s got sitcom Hitler, digital dating strategies for the mature American male, Patrick’s amicable split with the primary education system, and the misbegotten byways of Arlington County

In which the uncharacteristically humorous aspects of Hitler and his family are considered, Daniel discusses his strategy for dating in the digital age, Dan is briefly concerned about his volume, Patrick does his best to mention the podcast’s website, and Jesse favorably compares his scrotum to an animatronic singing mushroom.

Photo: Animatronic Mushrooms
Can you guess which one looks like Jesse’s scrotum?

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0.037 It’s got brushes with death on the Appalachian Trail, figurative and literal cross-cultural negotiation, and the secret location of Avebury Circle

In which Patrick recounts the worst thing that’s ever happened to him, Daniel and Jesse discuss their upcoming trip to a (presumably post-Brexit) England, Dan’s got rotting pickles and penile extensions, and everyone loves The Chilling Adventures of Sabrina!

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0.036 It’s got deliberations on death, hetero-romantic Snork fetishists, and adolescent myth-making stemming from the fear of penile destruction

In which Daniel and Dan have a romantic mix-up, Patrick illuminates a small portion of the wide and beautiful non-binary four dimensional spectrum of sexuality, a few more disturbing subreddits are revealed, and the gentlemen critically examine misleading tales of sexual terror from their teens years.

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