Speaker: Daniel

0.049 It’s got an exceedingly banal and drawn-out description of Daniel’s room and a number of other everyday normal topics – no foolin’!

In which the podcast takes an avant garde turn as the discussion shifts back and forth between the maddeningly mundane and the intellectually sublime. Lots of blowjob talk too.

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0.048 It’s got the structural deficiencies common to racist humor, tips on navigating the proliferation of gender pronouns, and the unintended consequences of rapid penile reconstruction

In which Dan, Jesse, Daniel, and Patrick critique the failure to adhere to proper joke structure committed by many racist humorists, deliberate on the ongoing negotiation of identity pronouns, and finally solve all the world’s political problems in the last few minutes of the episode. Oh, David Mitchell also makes a virtual appearance to school Daniel on why saying “I could care less” is the ultimate mark of a fool.

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0.047 It’s got hilariously told jokes, the case for non-confrontational community policing, and alternative date-keeping modalities

In which an energetic group discusses run-ins with the cops, debates the relative merits of chunky versus actually good peanut butter, and a courageously brief attempt at doing funny voices.

Theme music by 11 Acorn Lane and a bonus end clip from David Mitchell’s Soapbox.  Visit www.itsgoteverything.com to learn more and maybe buy something?  We are keen to earn some cash.  Follow us on twitter at @itsgoteverypod to keep up to date on the latest, and visit /r/itsgoteverything on reddit to discuss each episode.  No Facebook for what should be the obvious reasons.

BONUS FOODCAST: 2018 Holiday Snack Corner Spectacular

In which a large variety of snacks are tasted and reviewed in advance of the Christmas Holiday, though, curiously, none of the snacks are holiday-themed.

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0.046 It’s got egg eyes, elephant tricks, free cats, and a critical review of someone else’s top 25 Star Trek: The Next Generation episodes

In which Ken Bone reemerges from the dark memories of 2016, Dan invents an infuriating new holiday greeting, and everyone’s Google news feeds delight and disturb.

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0.045 It’s got Daniel’s most excellent adventure to the Eden Center

In which Daniel gets a belly full of lemongrass beef and Dan considers an offer of free kitties.

Theme music by B-Ray featuring Young-H – B.S.N.L 2 ( MASEW mix) and classical Vietnamese instrumental interstitial by Hoang Bich.  Visit www.itsgoteverything.com to learn more and maybe buy something?  We are keen to earn some cash.  Follow us on twitter at @itsgoteverypod to keep up to date on the latest, and visit /r/itsgoteverything on reddit to discuss each episode.  No Facebook for what should be the obvious reasons.